i have a room, i'm sitting in it, it's very nice. if i want, i open the window and sounds come from outside; if i want, i close it. there's an armchair, there's a bed, there's a desk. i have a microsoft keyboard, its picture actually shows up in 'devices and printers', normally other things doesn't show up. i have a lenovo that i plug the cable into, man, whoa. there's water, ten liters of it, i can drink water for a week without leaving my room. i have a coat rack, there are coats and jackets. i have three different pajamas, wow. i have a bunch of t-shirts. i can listen to music, i can watch movies for free, i have an external hard drive, two terabytes, whoa man, two terabytes. i have shirts i never wear, but whatever, they still exist and take up space. on play books, i have one hundred and eighty, look, one hundred and eighty e-books, i can read aylak adam over and over again whenever i want, but i probably won't. one hundred and eighty, man! if you say they are twenty liras each, that makes three thousand six hundred liras, whoa, that's more than the minimum wage! i downloaded them all for free. ekitapcilarr.com lost its function, which is a very bad thing, but everything ends, and its ending shows that it once existed; let's be happy about that. also, the site admin's statement was full of spelling mistakes; let's remember that and laugh at it. i have an office trash can, i throw whatever i want into it. i have black powder-free gloves, an amazing thing. i have earplugs, i have a blackout curtain, my room gets pitch black if i want. i have a cardigan, i love it very much. there's garlic mayonnaise. i have a permanent marker, i can draw things on any surface i want. these are very, very good things, man, how beautiful. it's raining too. if i want, i can take off the t-shirt i'm wearing and put on another color. if i wanted, i could put it on right now. i could wear black, i could wear white, i have almost every color. i have this one t-shirt, you could call it burgundy, or brown, or brick-red, all three are correct because it's right in between. i have a stapler, i can staple whatever i want. i can drink water, i have a pitcher and a glass, let me drink some now... i drank it, ahh. if i want, i can take my computer for a stroll, aimlessly, just to see what's here, browsing folder by folder. i have the internet, man, whoa, the internet, it has almost everything. if you type 'poop', poop comes up, but you don't have to type poop. i can look at photos of bread. it's found in less than three seconds and bam, you can look at it, it loads completely. i can look up afşin yurdakul. i can type "where is afşin yurdakul from?" and find out where she's from. there are other beautiful girls, the maid in the movie trouble every day is very cute, i can search for and find her. there is unutulmazfilmler, i can watch them for free. then there's the young girl in tarkovsky's "house burning" movie, she's very beautiful but apparently wasn't of age when the movie was shot, so one has to look at photos from after that year. but we're not doing anything wrong, just looking, and she hasn't acted in any other movies anyway. who else is a beautiful girl... habertürk puts their ht 360 night broadcasts on youtube. i can look at afşin for hours, she smiles so beautifully. the broadcast itself doesn't interest me, so i can put trt radio 3 on in the background, there's a possibility for that too. beth from mad men is very beautiful, but i looked at her instagram account and there's a bit of kezban energy there, i don't know. there's angel olsen, she's very beautiful, very sweet, i can look at angel olsen whenever i want. the average human lifespan is seventy-two years, i have fifty years ahead of me. in fifty years, i can discover this many beautiful things again. the rain has stopped but it will rain again, it's like that. man, there are so many things.