buying an entire neighborhood
like, there will be no noise, there is no one. i'll just hang out exactly as i please. i'll gather the things i like from the houses and bring them to my chosen main house. i'll lie down right in the middle of the asphalt, ahh. i'll take whatever i want from the supermarkets. the kombi in all the houses will be constantly running, i'll go in and out of whichever one i want. i'll write things on the walls, it's my property anyway. ran out of pickles? just go into some house's pantry. if i need to use the bathroom while wandering around my neighborhood during the day, boom, just step into a house. i'll lay carpets on the roads and walk around in socks. but then it would rain. in the evenings, i won't turn on the streetlights, i'll wander around in the dark listening to music. i'll put josephines at the bus stops, plus they won't get wet there. i'll install security cameras, whatever it is i'm supposed to be watching. there could be speakers, but the same music everywhere. i'll put leather armchairs on the sides of the road. then i'll buy lambs, they'll wander around. i'll have a giant tv put on the street, i'll watch movies like that. plus, it would be dark and quiet in the evenings. i'll make a cola faucet, only cola flows from it. this has nothing to do with the neighborhood. the delivery van will arrive, see me walking on the road, and ask for an address, and i'll just comfortably say "that's me." i'll elect myself the muhtar. i'll get those leather nazi uniforms, those are really good. for example, if something comes up, boom, i'll just drop whatever is in my hands, and even a week later, those things will stay right there without moving. then, when i get out of the bathroom, there will be so many hair dryers that they'll dry my whole body in ten seconds, this also has nothing to do with the neighborhood. in short, i'll furnish the streets with furniture. drawers, wardrobes, dressers and stuff.